Thinking of baseball...

...Dreaming of football!

Posing with my family 

Rethinking my career...

Sorry I haven't added a new post recently but I've been working on my new book, "Infant Dieting: How to Spit Up on your Parents after Every Meal!" Unfortunately though, I had my 2 week check-up today and I have somehow managed to GAIN weight. Now I am up to 10 lbs 4 ounces; doc said that puts me in the 95th percentile! What baby is going to want to buy a dieting book from me if I keep gaining weight?! After the doc was done violating me, she said my heart sounds good, that even though my umbilical cord is the size of a sequoia it WILL eventually fall off, I am all good and healthy, blah, blah, blah.... So anyway, I guess it's back to the drawing board. Do any of you have other career suggestions?

Getting all cleaned up for a wild night on the town...

...Oops, fell asleep first!

GOT HIM!

Cheering my Spartans to a win over Ohio State thru two overtimes got me a little tired out today. Great game!

I escaped!

I had my first outing today. It started off this morning with my mom getting me ready. There I was, playing her perfectly, lying there in silence I let her change me into one of my brand new outfits. And like a lion pouncing on his prey I waited 'til she was totally done and BAM!!!, I spit up all over it! Perfect timing. After being reclothed we headed out to the doctor for my 2 day check-up. Since I pride myself in keeping in tip-top shape, it was of no suprise that I got an excellent report. It seems my regular stops at moms milk counter are paying off! When the doc undressed me I wanted to shoot him with my pee gun but it seems I forgot to reload and I wasn't able to muster anything up. I vow I'll get him next time! From there we headed over to Baby's 'R Us. I guess mom and dads laundry machine hasn't been able to keep up with me. Plus, my big sister Maui decided she liked my pacifiers too so we had to get a few more. All that work built me up an appetite so we headed home...time for lunch.

Another day, a better aim...

So, with one more days practice under my belt (pun intended), my aim has gotten a lot better. Every time my parents would try to change me last night I was able to get 'em! A few times I tried to spray my name on the walls and once I was even able to get mom in the face. That'll teach her!

Here is a picture of my big sister Maui and I. Aren't we the cutest! 

First night at home...

Had my first night at my new home last night and boy are my parents suckers! All I had to do was keep pretending to cry when they would try to put me in my crib and they would just pick me up and hold me. I was able to keep this up ALL night long! and they never caught on. Suckers!

Welcome....

HEY EVERYONE!!! Welcome to my blog. Just because I was born 3 days ago doesn't mean I'm not up to date with all the new tech stuff. When I'm not busy eating, pooping, and spitting up I will try to post updates for you of what I've been up to, maybe even throwing in some pics and videos for you too. Feel free to post a comment and say "hi". Well, gotta go, I'm gonna go trick my dad into changing me so I can pee on him again (he falls for it every time!)

Mason