Rethinking my career...

Sorry I haven't added a new post recently but I've been working on my new book, "Infant Dieting: How to Spit Up on your Parents after Every Meal!" Unfortunately though, I had my 2 week check-up today and I have somehow managed to GAIN weight. Now I am up to 10 lbs 4 ounces; doc said that puts me in the 95th percentile! What baby is going to want to buy a dieting book from me if I keep gaining weight?! After the doc was done violating me, she said my heart sounds good, that even though my umbilical cord is the size of a sequoia it WILL eventually fall off, I am all good and healthy, blah, blah, blah.... So anyway, I guess it's back to the drawing board. Do any of you have other career suggestions?