The Mason News:

Sorry everyone that it has taken so long for me to update the little window to my world here. Hey, I've got people to see, things to do. Life's too short! Anyway, I had my 2-month visit to Dr. MakeMeGetNakedAndLieOnColdMetalTray's office a few weeks ago and let me tell you something, I AM NEVER GOING BACK! What is wrong with those people?! They're trying to kill me! So what, I've squirted them with my shooter a few times; what's the big deal? I go in there and Dr. Jeckyll and Hyde start jamming me with long pointy needles! They're trying to kill me! Mom tried telling me something about vaccines and antibodies yadda yadda yadda. Well, I didn't appreciate it so I let them know... I wailed so loud I think I created a new line all the way to the San Andreas. Then, on top of that, they try giving me some sorta complex by telling me I'm in the 97th percentile for my weight (14 pounds 11.5 ounces)! C'mon, Marshmellow Man in Ghostbusters wasn't even in the 97th percentile. and so what, I like to eat! I tell you, NOT GOING BACK! To make up for my endured torture, mom and dad took me on a vacation to Hawaii to visit my godparents Bethany and Chance. It was so awesome! Even though mom and dad are big wusses, I was able to drag them on hikes thru rainforests to see waterfalls, swim in the Pacific, go to the summit of a volcano at 10,023 feet, drive thru lava fields, and eat tons of seafood! If you want to check out more pics of it, I put a link on the right side of the page there for you------> Now I'm back home chillin' with my friend Maui. Oh yeah, I wanted to give mom and dad a thrill last night so I decided to roll over for them. You shoulda seen them, they went nuts! Man, small minds are easily amused. 'Til next time, mahalo and aloha! -Mason